FOREVER 21 EVER.. EVER?

I have found true love. It was right under my nose the whole time. I must be in that infatuation stage where I could spend hours upon hours intertwined in it's glamour! How did it slip past me? All this time. I see myself in a whole new light (literally). I try not to keep talking about it. I want it to stay my little secret, but soon it will creep out and everyone will run through it like Karrine Steffan's panty drawer on pay day. With the recession looming.. I can't keep up with the Joneses with my Seven, True Religion, and Citizens. Something has to give. At first, I didn't know where to turn, but one of my fashionable friends pointed me in the direction of the roman numerals XXI. I'm addicted.. will somebody PUHLEEZE pry the skinny jeans out of my hands and escort me to the food court so I can clear my head. A sales associate just caught me fondling a table of graphic tees.. I screamed "but they're only $4.50!". I'll be over in accessories! Master Card has put out an APB on my wallet. HELP!

WORLDWIDE SWAGGER

Okay, I will try in the future to limit my Jayonce coverage and keep my secret infatuation of them to myself. I'm ashamed to admit, but I'm officially a stalker. I wonder if there is a support group for this. Usually, I would not take time out to focus on the Glastonbury Festival, but for the past few months, there was some controversy surrounding it because Jigga was scheduled to headline. A bunch of englishmen got their panties in a bunch because this is the first time a hip hop act is headlining the festival. I don't know why I get personally offended when they try to shut down hip hop. In classic Jay-Z fashion, he silences his critics by entering the stage, guitar in hand covering Oasis' "Wonderwall". Okay.. I know y'all are thinking.. wtf is a "Wonderwall".. seriously, I got too much time on my hands.. While watching the clip, keep in mind they expected him to bomb. By the end, he had 250,000 throwing up the "Roc" sign. I guess the thing that impressed me was he took on the mentality .."Don't talk about it, be about it!". So many hip hop artists take to the radio airwaves or blogs (I see you Kanye) to try to remind us how great they are. Maybe it's something in the testosterone. Let your talent speak for itself. No speeches or grandstanding! While everyone wants to jump to Soulja Boy's defense of making crappy music, I bet you he couldn't pull that sh*t off. Off my soapbox now... around 8:02, you can catch B doing a jump jacks/running man hybrid in support of her man! Ahh. black love. I think I secretly want to be them.. I think they're my new best friends. This concludes my Jayonce coverage for the week. Unless B announces that she's knocked up or anymore pics pop up of her kissing my husband Idris.. I'll keep these unhealthy impulses to myself.... where are my pills?